Here's an offer open to all members. I've been contacted by a Nigerian Prince whose father stashed away millions of dollars in a bank account in Nigeria. The father has since died and the Prince wishes withdraw these funds. Unfortunately, he cannot withdraw the money until he pays the taxes due to the government upfront. Yes, that's right, they cannot simply deduct the tax owing from the money in the account but it needs to be paid before the money is withdrawn. The Prince does not have enough money and contacted me with an offer to share in the wealth if only I would help him pay these taxes upfront. Through our extensive email correspondence, I indicated to him I would need to find additional backers. Now this shouldn't be a problem. After all, who wouldn't jump at such a great opportunity that they read about on the internet.
If you're wondering why I don't put up all the money myself (because i am a greedy guy), it's because I currently belong to an investment club and we must all agree on an investment before it's undertaken. The other members of the club are Walt Disney (who is not cryogenically frozen anymore), Howard Hughes (clean as ever), Jackie Paper and Puff the Magic Dragon (loves that pipe of his). Well, Walt is a little slow and agrees easily from being frozen all these years, Howard simply nods continuously as he mumbles about the Spruce Goose, and Jackie Paper is easily convinced (after all, he believes in dragons). But that damn Puff, always the holdout (the dragon's days are numbered). Without his approval, I can't
go forward. My unfortunate circumstances is your good fortune.
If anyone is interested, just leave your name of this thread. And if you're skeptical, just remember you read it on the internet. It's gotta be true.
