Watch me turn 200 dollars into 5k

Quote from crazytrader1:

if you guys don't want to send me 200 dollars than thats ok, but i don't really see the point in trying to derail this thread.
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OK, Let me ponder awhile......

Do you have an attractive girlfriend/sister?..If so then we are getting close to some form of a deal, look at it like colateral.
 
Quote from wee man:

OK, Let me ponder awhile......

Do you have an attractive girlfriend/sister?..If so then we are getting close to some form of a deal, look at it like colateral.
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What if she is not considered attractive by most? A "two-bagger" if you will.
 
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Transaction completed through PayPal. You're welcome crazytrader1 just be sure to pay me back when you can.
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My car broke and I got fired, my cat died, my g/f dumped me, my brother stole all my money and my left testicle hurts.
May I get $5000 as well? What the hell, let's make it $10000!
 
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What if she is not considered attractive by most? A "two-bagger" if you will.
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Ah, I would then revert to plan 'B'....

Providing said wench has vital statistics which excites my loins then I would stick a Buhrka over her noggin and proceed with the afforementioned plan 'A'.
 
Quote from crazytrader1:

Hi guys, i'm pretty low right now, just lost all of my cash pretty much in my last trade, been trading for 2 years. since i was 17 years old. Well heres the deal. I'm gonna turn 200 dollars into 5k. I'm going to do that and i'm going to show you. However at the moment i am broke. This is the pathetic part. I know some of you guys make big bucks so i ask this.

Someone out there who has a kind heart and wants to help out a young trader like myself. I need a donation of a small 200 dollars into my scottrade account. Yes i can make that money on my own, although not easy(have to take care of siblings so hard to work at a job). Yes this is a pathetic plea for money, however it is too a good cause... private message me if you want to help or want to know more....
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If you come from a financially strapped family trading is not for you. I would invest in case of beer and call up a girl to hangout with you since your mom works all the time. If you only have money to get one person drunk get her drunk if she is cute. If she is fat get yourself drunk. This advice is only if your of legal age.
 
Quote from crazytrader1:

Hi guys, i'm pretty low right now, just lost all of my cash pretty much in my last trade, been trading for 2 years. since i was 17 years old. Well heres the deal. I'm gonna turn 200 dollars into 5k. I'm going to do that and i'm going to show you. However at the moment i am broke. This is the pathetic part. I know some of you guys make big bucks so i ask this.

Someone out there who has a kind heart and wants to help out a young trader like myself. I need a donation of a small 200 dollars into my scottrade account. Yes i can make that money on my own, although not easy(have to take care of siblings so hard to work at a job). Yes this is a pathetic plea for money, however it is too a good cause... private message me if you want to help or want to know more....
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This isn't the place for this. If you have some issues the Gov't has programs section 8, Wic. Asking for 200 so you can play the markets with it:confused:



You may have had a better shot by saying you need it to feed your family
 
Quote from 9999:

My car broke and I got fired, my cat died, my g/f dumped me, my brother stole all my money and my left testicle hurts.
May I get $5000 as well? What the hell, let's make it $10000!
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I am going to take a billion to $90 trillion. I am going to pay off the national debt and the SS/medicare deficit. With most of the rest, I will solve the energy crisis, famine and a few other things. That should leave me a few trillion of fun money.

Now, I just need a $billion to get started...
 
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