War for Rent

[oldtime]

It's gotten to be where the only thing anybody agrees on, whether you are a democrat or a republican, or a Mexican or Canadian, or an Israeli or Iranian, or Russian or Chinese, we are really bad asses when it comes to waging war. As a matter of fact that is about the only thing we are still best in the world at.

I say get out of all these other businesses that we can't compete at anymore and just concentrate on waging war.

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Call USA and a wage your own war!

offer not valid in Iran or North Korea

 

[trefoil]

CIA World Factbook:

US exports total: 1.49 trillion

Commodities: agricultural products (soybeans, fruit, corn) 9.2%, industrial supplies (organic chemicals) 26.8%, capital goods (transistors, aircraft, motor vehicle parts, computers, telecommunications equipment) 49.0%, consumer goods (automobiles, medicines) 15.0%

Advanced, urbanized economies mostly engage in business to business transactions, with final sales to consumers making up an ever smaller share as you advance, hence the large share of industrial supplies and capital goods in the exports list.
But I'm sure you knew that.