Damn leap after all the shit you say on here now you want restraint in the conversation. Has somebody hacked your account? Don't understand the soft erotica about your girlfriend but I approve.
Ok, lol. As far as my gal, it's not a bed of roses like your strange mind may be wondering. Eww! Anyhow, she's actually mad at me right now. We were supposed to go to the gym earlier, but she got hounded by her Nephew into going to the mall so he could buy new shoes. Whatever. I know how it goes with females, so I flow with it. After driving over to pick him up, and waiting 15 minutes, he came to the car, got in smelling like a skunk, and said, "benz is da shit..."
Needless to say, after taking him to buy some outrageously-priced tennis shoes, and his "saying hello" to his "buddies" (he was on the cell with the whole time), I was tired of risking my ass any further. She knows I had a Glock 30S clipped in my waist-band as it's dangerous here, and even worse if a WOP has a black gal for a g/f in the wrong place at the wrong time... Next time I mutter something in Italian, I'll exclude calling her Nephew finocchio. Apparently, she knows 'some' Italian.