WalMart Greeter Trading System

[gehko]

my dog has a foot pedal for when it needs to go pee so i rigged it to my trading account and he makes me $50,000 (fully tax audited bar mitzvahs money) a year buying and selling ES around the same time every day. I started a journal based on it.

http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119910

 

[Joe Doaks]

That's great! So how do you make your living?

 

[Thunderdog]

Quote from gehko:

my dog has a foot pedal for when it needs to go pee so i rigged it to my trading account and he makes me $50,000 (fully tax audited bar mitzvahs money) a year buying and selling ES around the same time every day...

If you ever wish to become a scalper, then you just need to give your dog a diuretic.

 

[Joe Doaks]

M. Chien-qui-Tonne, ya gotta love ET. But most posters vanish just when they are starting to get interesting. I was not going to allow as how I am trailer trash, but then he had to go and tell us he is a hebe. Makes him a better trader, no doubt. That and the hot dogs on the streets of Noo Yawk.

 

[gehko]

I test cow and bull fecal matter for different properties, then i repackage it for different industries. My latest stint was passing the packages off as mortgages and trading systems.

 

[Joe Doaks]

Ah! Then you and I are kindred spirits and should not sling said fecal matter at each other. I myself am a mismanagement insultant. I tell people what they already know but are afraid to say for fear their bosses will fire them. For an astounding hourly that my miserable trading skills cannot match.

 

[gehko]

Quote from Thunderdog:

If you ever wish to become a scalper, then you just need to give your dog a diuretic.

He got his system from Tim Sykes.

 

[gehko]

Quote from Joe Doaks:

M. Chien-qui-Tonne, ya gotta love ET. But most posters vanish just when they are starting to get interesting. I was not going to allow as how I am trailer trash, but then he had to go and tell us he is a hebe. Makes him a better trader, no doubt. That and the hot dogs on the streets of Noo Yawk.

Could be. He's a German Shepard.

 

[gehko]

Quote from Joe Doaks:

Ah! Then you and I are kindred spirits and should not sling said fecal matter at each other. I myself am a mismanagement insultant. I tell people what they already know but are afraid to say for fear their bosses will fire them. For an astounding hourly that my miserable trading skills cannot match.

Glad to hear! Trading keeps my mind active for now, and work pays my bills (for now). One day i hope to get enough paper money saved up so that i can open a big real money account and make millions like all of the other traders on ET. *fond look in eye*

* thats right "eye" i lost the other one because i didnt take the butchers word.

 

[Joe Doaks]

Indeed, Gehko. ET is an inspiration to us all. If I could capture the flatulence I could power all of lower Manhattan. Since you admire my trades so much, I will post some more. Often I hold 30 seconds or less.