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Yeah, truth be told, my time as a McMonkey was probably the funnest job I ever had, Our Hockey coaches brother owned the joint so half our team worked their, and when it wasnt busy, all we would do is eat chicken mcnuggets and think of pranks to play on each other..... If I still worked there today I would probably weight 400 pounds, cause i used to put back like 30 mcnuggets a shift.....
Got me to thinking about my McD days. Back in the mid 60's there were no adults working at Mcd's. No women either, least not in the one I worked at. The manager was in his early 20's so it was pretty much a free for all.
Our manager Charlie, a American Indian guy, had a good part of his right jaw missing. Never knew how that happened. Anyway, me and a friend were screwing around in a field by the house one day, came across some kind of dead rodent skeleton. Cruel bastards that we were, we figured Charlie could use the jaw bone, so we took it in to work and left it on his desk. Charlie blew his stack for awhile, but we all ended up laughing our asses off. Got drunk and high while eating those Hot Apple Pie things they had. Burned the shit out of my tongue I was so friggin loaded.
