WAIT! BEFORE YOU INVEST IN NASSIM TALEBâS NEW FUND
Joe Wiesenthal â BUSINESS INSIDER â June 3, 2009
http://www.businessinsider.com/wait-before-you-invest-in-nassim-talebs-new-fund-2009-6
Universa Investments, the Nassim Taleb-affiliated fund group, is opening a new fund where they'll bet on inflation. Sounds good. Lots of smart people think inflation is on the way, and just as many people want to protect against it.
But before you do, make sure you have a reasonable idea of how much he's made clients in his last fund. There's a nasty mis-fact flying around in a recent GQ article, which claims he made his clients $20 billion.
Here's Taleb's exact quote in the article:
âI went for the jugularâwe went for the max. I was interested in screwing these peopleâIâm not interested in money, but I wanted to teach them a lesson, and the only way you can do it is by trying to take it away from them. We didnât short the banksâthereâs not much to be gained there, these were all these complex instruments, options and so forth. Weâd been building our positions for a whileâ¦when they went to the wall we made $20 bln for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan"
Amazing returns, and great quote! Except, not really.
Janet Tavakoli of Tavakoli Structured Finance was suspicious and confirmed that it was inaccurate:
I checked with Nassim Taleb regarding the $20 billion in gains and asked if he were misquoted. He responded via email: âThe quote is inaccurate. THe [sic] 20 billion might correspond to the face value of positions.â This response is both vague and different in character from the mythical $20 billion in gains inaccurately quoted in GQâs article. The total gains could be a tiny fraction of what Taleb loosely describes as âface value.â 2
Why is GQâs mistake important? In my opinion, public claims of enormous private hedge fund gains require credible back up, and one would think that GQ would have known that before it inaccurately quoted Taleb as having made a bell ringing gain of $20 billion for clients.
Presumably, the error referred to outside clients, not the black swan fund itself, but it could have the side effect of attracting investors to the black swan fund, similar to advertising or salesmanship.
The whole letter she sent out is below, but we'll say that if anything Tavakoli is being charitable. It certainly doesn't sound like "we made $20 billion for our clients..." could possibly mean the same thing as the 20 billion corresponding to the face value of the positions. So much for Taleb's supposed humility.:
TALEB KILLS $20 BILLION MYTHICAL SWAN
http://www.tavakolistructuredfinance.com/Mythical Swan.pdf
TSF â June 1, 2009
By Janet Tavakoli
A recent GQ article quoted Nassim Nicholas Taleb as saying that in the falling market he âmade $20 billion for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan fund.â 1
I checked with Nassim Taleb regarding the $20 billion in gains and asked if he were misquoted. He responded via email: âThe quote is inaccurate. THe [sic] 20 billion might correspond to the face value of positions.â This response is both vague and different in character from the mythical $20 billion in gains inaccurately quoted in GQâs article. The total gains could be a tiny fraction of what Taleb loosely describes as âface value.â 2
Why is GQâs mistake important? In my opinion, public claims of enormous private hedge fund gains require credible back up, and one would think that GQ would have known that before it inaccurately quoted Taleb as having made a bell ringing gain of $20 billion for clients. Presumably, the error referred to outside clients, not the black swan fund itself, but it could have the side effect of attracting investors to the black swan fund, similar to advertising or salesmanship.
The black swan fundâs strategy is purportedly to buy out-of-the-money put options on stocks and broad market indices and hedge tail risk for clients. The strategy may produce long periods of mediocreâor even negativeâreturns followed by a large gain and vice versa. No one can tell you for certain exactly when (or for how long) large gains are possible. Initial success in a newly created fund may not be replicated in the future, and there is always the problem of scaling. Scaling refers to the fact that an individual fund may make a high return on an initial investment, say 100% on $100 million, but lose 10% on $1 billion.
THE MARKET CAN STAY IRRANTIONAL LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT (or PATIENT)
We know that big unanticipated market moves always result in big winners and big losers. After the fact, many winners claim they were smartânot just lucky.
In my opinion, any claim of enormous gains for any strategyâincluding a black swan fundâshould be explained and balanced with caveats. The siren song of enormous gains is always enticing, but the actual swan song may be off key.
A black swan fund strategy may produce future huge gains, but it may also produce mediocre returns (or even slowly burn cash for long periods) before producing another huge gain. The waiting period for the next big payday could be brief, or it could be longer than your investment horizon.
(Update See also: âTalebâs Stranded Swan?â â TSF Commentary June 3, 2009) http://www.tavakolistructuredfinance.com/Stranded Swan June 3 2009.pdf
1 âI went for the jugularâwe went for the max. I was interested in screwing these peopleâIâm not interested in money, but I wanted to teach them a lesson, and the only way you can do it is by trying to take it away from them. We didnât short the banksâthereâs not much to be gained there, these were all these complex instruments, options and so forth. Weâd been building our positions for a whileâ¦when they went to the wall we made $20 bln for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan fund.â (First page, second column, 7th full paragraph of âThe Thinker,â GQ UK edition, May 2009)
2 Talebâs web site home page showed this article as one of two âmost representative overall profiles.â After my query, Taleb added a qualifier next to the link to the article: â(with typo on the âbillionsâ).â
Hat tip to alert readers and Chicagoâs option market makers. Thanks also to Nassim Taleb for confirming the inaccuracy of the quote. Will Self, the author of the GQ article, did not respond to an email sent to his agency.
Joe Wiesenthal â BUSINESS INSIDER â June 3, 2009
http://www.businessinsider.com/wait-before-you-invest-in-nassim-talebs-new-fund-2009-6
Universa Investments, the Nassim Taleb-affiliated fund group, is opening a new fund where they'll bet on inflation. Sounds good. Lots of smart people think inflation is on the way, and just as many people want to protect against it.
But before you do, make sure you have a reasonable idea of how much he's made clients in his last fund. There's a nasty mis-fact flying around in a recent GQ article, which claims he made his clients $20 billion.
Here's Taleb's exact quote in the article:
âI went for the jugularâwe went for the max. I was interested in screwing these peopleâIâm not interested in money, but I wanted to teach them a lesson, and the only way you can do it is by trying to take it away from them. We didnât short the banksâthereâs not much to be gained there, these were all these complex instruments, options and so forth. Weâd been building our positions for a whileâ¦when they went to the wall we made $20 bln for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan"
Amazing returns, and great quote! Except, not really.
Janet Tavakoli of Tavakoli Structured Finance was suspicious and confirmed that it was inaccurate:
I checked with Nassim Taleb regarding the $20 billion in gains and asked if he were misquoted. He responded via email: âThe quote is inaccurate. THe [sic] 20 billion might correspond to the face value of positions.â This response is both vague and different in character from the mythical $20 billion in gains inaccurately quoted in GQâs article. The total gains could be a tiny fraction of what Taleb loosely describes as âface value.â 2
Why is GQâs mistake important? In my opinion, public claims of enormous private hedge fund gains require credible back up, and one would think that GQ would have known that before it inaccurately quoted Taleb as having made a bell ringing gain of $20 billion for clients.
Presumably, the error referred to outside clients, not the black swan fund itself, but it could have the side effect of attracting investors to the black swan fund, similar to advertising or salesmanship.
The whole letter she sent out is below, but we'll say that if anything Tavakoli is being charitable. It certainly doesn't sound like "we made $20 billion for our clients..." could possibly mean the same thing as the 20 billion corresponding to the face value of the positions. So much for Taleb's supposed humility.:
TALEB KILLS $20 BILLION MYTHICAL SWAN
http://www.tavakolistructuredfinance.com/Mythical Swan.pdf
TSF â June 1, 2009
By Janet Tavakoli
A recent GQ article quoted Nassim Nicholas Taleb as saying that in the falling market he âmade $20 billion for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan fund.â 1
I checked with Nassim Taleb regarding the $20 billion in gains and asked if he were misquoted. He responded via email: âThe quote is inaccurate. THe [sic] 20 billion might correspond to the face value of positions.â This response is both vague and different in character from the mythical $20 billion in gains inaccurately quoted in GQâs article. The total gains could be a tiny fraction of what Taleb loosely describes as âface value.â 2
Why is GQâs mistake important? In my opinion, public claims of enormous private hedge fund gains require credible back up, and one would think that GQ would have known that before it inaccurately quoted Taleb as having made a bell ringing gain of $20 billion for clients. Presumably, the error referred to outside clients, not the black swan fund itself, but it could have the side effect of attracting investors to the black swan fund, similar to advertising or salesmanship.
The black swan fundâs strategy is purportedly to buy out-of-the-money put options on stocks and broad market indices and hedge tail risk for clients. The strategy may produce long periods of mediocreâor even negativeâreturns followed by a large gain and vice versa. No one can tell you for certain exactly when (or for how long) large gains are possible. Initial success in a newly created fund may not be replicated in the future, and there is always the problem of scaling. Scaling refers to the fact that an individual fund may make a high return on an initial investment, say 100% on $100 million, but lose 10% on $1 billion.
THE MARKET CAN STAY IRRANTIONAL LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT (or PATIENT)
We know that big unanticipated market moves always result in big winners and big losers. After the fact, many winners claim they were smartânot just lucky.
In my opinion, any claim of enormous gains for any strategyâincluding a black swan fundâshould be explained and balanced with caveats. The siren song of enormous gains is always enticing, but the actual swan song may be off key.
A black swan fund strategy may produce future huge gains, but it may also produce mediocre returns (or even slowly burn cash for long periods) before producing another huge gain. The waiting period for the next big payday could be brief, or it could be longer than your investment horizon.
(Update See also: âTalebâs Stranded Swan?â â TSF Commentary June 3, 2009) http://www.tavakolistructuredfinance.com/Stranded Swan June 3 2009.pdf
1 âI went for the jugularâwe went for the max. I was interested in screwing these peopleâIâm not interested in money, but I wanted to teach them a lesson, and the only way you can do it is by trying to take it away from them. We didnât short the banksâthereâs not much to be gained there, these were all these complex instruments, options and so forth. Weâd been building our positions for a whileâ¦when they went to the wall we made $20 bln for our clients, half a billion for the Black Swan fund.â (First page, second column, 7th full paragraph of âThe Thinker,â GQ UK edition, May 2009)
2 Talebâs web site home page showed this article as one of two âmost representative overall profiles.â After my query, Taleb added a qualifier next to the link to the article: â(with typo on the âbillionsâ).â
Hat tip to alert readers and Chicagoâs option market makers. Thanks also to Nassim Taleb for confirming the inaccuracy of the quote. Will Self, the author of the GQ article, did not respond to an email sent to his agency.