Yeah yeah yeah -- they're our cousins and all that.
But I see that swarm skittering to and fro across the plaza, and I'm imagining a good-sized wok with fresh sesame oil and onions and garlic nearby, and the phrase "Tastes like chicken!" coming to mind. Break out the curry!
Tom's Sesame-fried Monkey Parts -- I dunno. Doesn't have a good cachét sound do it....