I banked nothing. I'm a paper trader. I work at Starbucks and Home Depot part-time while I'm studying at an online college for my Real Estate Degree with a minor in children's sociology and live with my parents.
But in my paper trading account...I turned $10,000 into 97 million. and this is my crowning achievement in life.
I blew up my previous $5,000 trading account three times already. -- But this time, it's different...I have an
Edge,
And this Edge...will Shock The World,
I call my edge, Razzle Dazzle Nuclear Bomb Universe options compounding daily.
King KONG....Ain't GOT Nothing on Me.
I buy my boxed wine from Walmart.
I plan to write a book, titled: Make Trading and Your Life Great Again.
and I plan to launch my own trading school, called: Lawrence Trading.
and I plan to lose my virginity in 2018. even if i have to pay for it.
as soon as I get rich from trading...I'll buy a Ferrari 458. and a Patek Philippe Tourbillon watch. and a very high-end $20K espresso machine. and $2,600 alligator boots.
I just took a big dump and fresh shower. and gave myself a haircut and shaved my body and brushed my teeth.
and scraped about 7lbs of my beagle's dog shit off of my backyard.

But my life is looking up...because I found Moses and Jesus and etc misc spiritual things.
Mazal tov,...High-Five`
I wish I had a girlfriend and life, instead of spending all of my time on ET, with these losers who are only making 5% every year.