Tonight I saw a fella stagger out to his truck and take a leak in the middle of the parking lot. While in mid stream he fell straight back smacking his head on the asphalt making a sickening thud. It knocked him out but he still had a firm grip on it and the stream now shot straight up and back down on his face.. Haven't laughed that hard since the Jamaican bobsled team flipped over at the top of the run.
