Valentines

[nitro]

Quote from annaland:

Yea, that's very nice (although that would be a hard gift to top next year). If you're gonna do something, do it well or not at all. I don't know why women LOVE flowers? They die!

Flowers with diamonds sprinkled on the petals. Then she has something to remind her of the flowers when they die.

My imagination runs wild. Next year I might be dead.

 

[annaland]

Quote from nitro:

Flowers with diamonds sprinkled on the petals. Then she has something to remind her of the flowers when they die.

My imagination runs wild. Next year I might be dead.

I understand and like your motive behind the diamonds. Though it would confuse me, I would never forget those flowers!

 

[Gabfly1]

Quote from nitro:

She would have a smoking hot dress waiting at the hotel.

Do I have to lay it all out for you?

Evidently so. Dresses waiting at a hotel? Presumably, along with appropriate footwear and other essentials. You operate at a far higher snack bracket than I.

 

[nitro]

Quote from Gabfly1:

Evidently so. Dresses waiting at a hotel? Presumably, along with appropriate footwear and other essentials. You operate at a far higher snack bracket than I do.

Most of the time, the woman wants you to "drive." Sometimes, she wants to "drive". Valentines I "drive."

 

[nitro]

How do I embed this video instead of giving a link to it?

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[DirkDigler]

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You need to copy that and paste it in your message.

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[nitro]

^^ Thx.

Is there any one more perfect than Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" ?

 

[nutmeg]

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[blackjack007]

some chicks are brainwashed by the commercialism of valentines day. they view the amount of money you spend as an indicator of how much you love her. i've tried both approaches for v-day:

(1) spend a lot of time but not necessarily a lot of money to do something meaningful for her.

(2) spend a lot of money


#1 sometimes works, sometimes doesn't work, but #2 never fails. if in doubt, go with #2.

 

[FredBloggs]

Quote from peilthetraveler:

If its more expensive, thats what makes it special. (in a womans eyes anyway) For instance...if I went to the store and bought a Hershey Chocolate bar for 79 cents and any other type of chocolate bar for 79 cents, if i melt them and roll them into truffles and charge 20 dollars each for them, they are going to be much more special than two 79 cent chocolate bars even though they are the same ingredients. They are more special because they cost more. (oh and dont try to do this yourself, because it only works if you PAID for this...you cant make it yourself"

ROTFLMBFAO!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


truffels are NOT CHOCOLATES, they are a type of fungus you donut. they are typically used as an essence to food in light shavings in a risotto or something.

BWAHAHAHA!!

(sorry but thats soooo funny. in fairness though, i understand your mistake, because the list is under deserts. a truffle would NEVER be used as a desert due to its highly garlic like flavour - so blame the fool who compiled the list. who ever said americans dont have class )