vaccine/autism rate

The National Institutes of Health conducted a study of 500 people , 250 of each sex, who received a full complement of recommended vaccinations and 500 non vaccinated persons. the results showed an alarming incidence of disease and disorders
among vaccinated persons:

Physical Disorders:

Halitosis: 64%
Stumpfoot: 32%
Anal Fissures: 95%
Incontinence: 65%
Rabies: 44%
Erectile Disfunction: 74%
Recurring Vaginitis: 82%

For the math savvy of you readers, you might raise an eyebrow at the percentages of Erectile Dysfunction and Vaginitis. One should not expect more than 50% of the respondents claiming these conditions as they have always been strictly gender specific. Nonetheless, vaccinated males are reporting bouts of vaginitis and vaccinated females are complaining of erectile dysfunction. Scientists at the NIH are mystified at these results
and have petitioned Congress for funds for further study.

Behavioral Disorders:

Tourette's Syndrome: 12%
Public nose picking: 34%
Fucking the family dog: 67%

Among non vaccinated persons, the incidence of the above disorders was less than 1%.
 
Quote from Brass:

Have you even considered the possible link between parents' age and autism?
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My parents are so old that they are dead. Does that mean I must have autism? ROFLMAO :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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My parents are so old that they are dead. Does that mean I must have autism? ROFLMAO :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Wow, you are scary dense sometimes pspr.
 
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The National Institutes of Health conducted a study of 500 people , 250 of each sex, who received a full complement of recommended vaccinations and 500 non vaccinated persons. the results showed an alarming incidence of disease and disorders
among vaccinated persons:

Physical Disorders:

Halitosis: 64%
Stumpfoot: 32%
Anal Fissures: 95%
Incontinence: 65%
Rabies: 44%
Erectile Disfunction: 74%
Recurring Vaginitis: 82%

For the math savvy of you readers, you might raise an eyebrow at the percentages of Erectile Dysfunction and Vaginitis. One should not expect more than 50% of the respondents claiming these conditions as they have always been strictly gender specific. Nonetheless, vaccinated males are reporting bouts of vaginitis and vaccinated females are complaining of erectile dysfunction. Scientists at the NIH are mystified at these results
and have petitioned Congress for funds for further study.

Behavioral Disorders:

Tourette's Syndrome: 12%
Public nose picking: 34%
Fucking the family dog: 67%
More...
No need for you to detail your family medical history.
 
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