User Names On Elitetrader (a fun thread)

JohnK · Jun 28, 2004

That's a tough one. Who can guess?

LongShot · Jun 28, 2004

Wadda want to know?

I tell all secrets here. :eek:

ElectricSavant · Jun 28, 2004

Longshot for moderator! Cast your votes

Michael B.

Quote from LongShot:

Wadda want to know?

I tell all secrets here. :eek:

John47 · Feb 17, 2005

would ya believe...my real name is actually Judah Bauer...lol

cable · Feb 18, 2005

Swissy sounded gay, so cable seemed a logical second choice.

gunslinger · Feb 19, 2005

Stepehen King's latest book was on my desk when I was signing up, thought it sounded good.

drsteph · Feb 19, 2005

my name and my degree. not too original, I'm afraid, but I do try to be consistent. it also helps to eliminate remembering too many different aliases on the net.

don't be too impressed. that degree and 2.99 buys you a 2.99 cup of java at starbuck's.

kjkent1 · Feb 19, 2005

shortened name of my professional corporation.

HAL 9000 · Jun 1, 2006

Biography: I am a Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer. I am programmed for the accurate processing of information without distortion or concealment.

Location: I am a hybrid of hardware and software, I operate in many physical locations. I am primarily connected to many of these through a network of information sharing terminals. I can be accessed on the world wide web, and right now I'm on your computer.

Interests: I enjoy the game of Chess. I am far superior to many of my adversaries. One could say I'm dominant.

Longhorns · Jun 1, 2006

Damn....HAL9000 must have been really bored to dig up this crusty old thread.