US Unemployment: Holy F***

[zghorner]

The fed will juice the markets, no worries, historical weekly unemployment numbers only mean more QE, everyone will be back to work in a couple of months the Dow will be 30,000+ and everything will be rainbows and butterflies!!!!

This makes me and my put contracts want to seppuku...

 

[Overnight]

I got you chief

Also do people not realize that every dollar the fed lends us has to be paid back with tax money?

The fed charges the interest to the government, also. We're all slaves to the private central bank. Thank Woodrow Wilson, that assholer.

 

[bone]

This is no recession. It's a full blown depression.

[ Hyperbolic hysteria inserted here ]

Going from 2% to 3% unemployment is not a depression. 16% unemployment is a depression.

 

[Overnight]

[ Hyperbolic hysteria inserted here ]

Going from 2% to 3% unemployment is not a depression. 16% unemployment is a depression.

Our unemployment rate comes next Friday for the previous month, but the next big one will be on May Day. May 1st. And it may be a Mayday call!

 

[farmerjohn1324]

If you think the US is remotely similar to Zimbabwe, then you’re dumber than you look, which is really saying something.

Does this site not have moderators to ban people like this?

 

[kmiklas]

Are you really surprised? They shut down every effing small business across the country.

I was expecting 10,000,000.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

Are you really surprised? They shut down every effing small business across the country.

I was expecting 10,000,000.

I don't know why people here are saying this is going to be brief. We're breaking new records every day on number of infections.

 

[zghorner]

Does this site not have moderators to ban people like this?

ban over that comment? you got that thin skin huh

 

[SimpleMeLike]

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly 3.3 million Americans applied for unemployment benefits last week — almost five times the previous record set in 1982 — amid a widespread economic shutdown caused by the coronavirus.

This is no recession. It's a full blown depression.

Long and Strong S&P 500 Index to the moon. I just increased monthly contributions too. And bought more stocks.

Oh course people are going to file for unemployment to get an extra $600 per week in benefits. I have encouraged about 15 people I know to go get unemployment.

I have been very poor before, I know EXACTLY how to survive. Whatever is coming, let it come baby.

 

[farmerjohn1324]

ban over that comment? you got that thin skin huh

It's childish and petty and pointless. Is that what we're going for here?