I wonder if those hooters are insured and for how much.
In other news:
Most statutes have been interpreted to require an object external to the human body before a "deadly weapon" element can be met. For example, in _Minnesota v. Busty Hearton_, 572 N.W.CYGT 281 (Minn. 1997), the Minnesota Supreme Court overruled the trial court's conclusion that the left tit of the defendant, a former reference librarian appearing on America's Got Talent was a "deadly weapon" just cause she broke a board and smashed a six pack.
Stay tuned....
