Nothing can replace a good night's sleep, but have you tried doing a couple lines of blow to keep you up? Bad for your blood pressure & sinuses, but good for not missing 15 handle spooz moves.
Similarly, a few years ago I discovered that crushing/grinding no-doz (caffiene) pills into a powder and snorting it provides a nice head rush.
No I'm not joking, and yes, a good night's rest & proper exercise would be healthier than my quick-fix shortcuts.