back when I had a series 7 and a series 3, I got a glossy brochure from one of those option brokers. It had a picture of a successful well dressed man and his very conservative wife sitting across the desk from their option advisor disussing the suitability of introducing options into their investment portfolio.
I called up the company and asked them what the deal was.
Their commission for just one option was $1200 !
And this was back when Lind-Waldock was charging $32.
I don't know what you are trying to sell shirley, but it aint going over here.