I'll ignore the dick size comparisons; however if you insist I'll be happy to compare tax returns via PM. However that's irrelevant when discussing the matter at hand, and probably based on you taking my quote of a common saying as being directed at you personally rather than as a quote of a common saying.
The issue is that there's a concept called MPT out there that you clearly don't know the first thing about, and yes, that is directed at you personally. It depends on a somewhat rigorous understanding of statistics, which you may or may not possess, but if you do I'm happy to wait while you spend a couple hours going over MPT at which point we can have an intelligent conversation about the matter. Until then, you'll insist that the absolute return of a single fund is more important than the total return of an asset manager's portfolio. And you'll remain at your current wealth level while asset managers will continue to increase the size of the total portfolio's they manage, of which hedge funds are generally a very small part, by the judicious use of hedge funds in a variance play which has little to do with their absolute returns. If you wish to remain ignorant on how that works that's certainly your right, it's just sad to see willful ignorance is all.
I don't have any connection to hedge funds, by the way. I founded and run a business in the energy sector and prior to business school was a military pilot. I can pretty confidently say I've spent a good deal more time studying things like MPT than you have, and my thoughts on the matter come from at least an educated background on the subject and plenty of friends who do work in that space or the asset management space who are the LPs in hedge funds. Your thoughts come from...where exactly?