Two questions about IB - interest on cash balances and auto electing for cash

lol soyboy, you let us know how to photoshop a smartphone pic of TWS running on a laptop and posting the pic within 20 seconds. The quotes match the time stamp.

Find someone with more than $3K in their account, login to your Big Island proxy and post the account here.

Or keep hitting refresh! Wheeeeeeeee



You are suck a funny fat thing, I've never seen a more distorted, screwed up "picture" that is supposed to be someone's "account". Suuuuure, fat thing, I'm sure that is legit. Just like I'm sure its legit that you are over 5 foot and under 300 pounds. LOL, right. You should have focused on one lie, not several, fat thing...
 
Piker, get the time stamp of the post from Baron and compare the price to the marks on CVNA and F, fuckface. ;)

lol or ask @vanzandt as he's seen it. I shorted CVNA (small) as he was so confident (thanks VZ). It was his reco.

Account number posted. Pic taken by by iPhone and uploaded within seconds. lol it can't be photoshopped which is why it is done this way.


lol you have an IB account.
 
I have an IB account. Two questions:

1. I've seen adds for like 3.83% interest or something like that on cash balances. I set up my account a loooong time ago. Can it qualify for this? Do I need to so something to start getting that interest? That is better than putting your spare cash in short-term bond funds.

2. I have various closed end funds that pay dividends. But if you don't elect for them to be paid in cash, they will pay them in stock. Which stock is taxed just as if it had been cash. So I want the cash. Is is possible to make this election for all securities forever going into the future, so I don't have to go in each time a dividend is to be paid and elect cash instead of stock? That can be a real hassle.

Thanks!


When can we see this phantom IBKR account? I will help you... they start with a U (not DU friendo).
 
Piker, get the time stamp of the post from Baron and compare the price to the marks on CVNA and F, fuckface. ;)

lol or ask @vanzandt as he's seen it. I shorted CVNA (small) as he was so confident (thanks VZ). It was his reco.

Account number posted. Pic taken by by iPhone and uploaded within seconds. lol it can't be photoshopped which is why it is done this way.


lol you have an IB account.



Oh so NOW you trust Baron! How pathetic. You are so incredibly stupid, fat thing. A fraud through and through. Maybe next time take some insulin before you take the "picture" of your "account" so that it doesn't look like it was taken by Michael J. Fox, who then photoshopped it to add special effects? Focus on your fat, thing. LOL.
 
lol this loserrrr just blocked me due to the pressure.


Yo fat thing, I just got off the phone with Michael J. Fox. He told me to relay this to you - this is verbatim:

Hey you overweight smelly thing, give me back my 1997 disposable camara your my 1998 photo editing software.

Don't hate on me fat thing, I'm just relaying the message...
 
I just fucked Michael J. Fox, again, and he screamed your name when he came LOL.













Is this what having a nervous breakdown looks like? Do you need to call someone (no cyber, plz)?
 

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Is this what having a nervous breakdown looks like? Do you need to call someone (not cyber)?


Modding quotes is so funny fat thing! You are as pathetic as you are fat. Wait, not true. Not possible given your girth. But very close anyways!
 
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