Twitter Death Spiral

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon's continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media.

"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."

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ids said:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon's continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media.

"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."

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Conservative Comedy has high standards.
 
ids said:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon's continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media.

"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."

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ids said:
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon's continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media.

"We can't overstate how dangerous this is," said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. "Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, YouTube, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, Hollywood, TIME, USAToday, The Wall Street Journal, and pretty much all the rest, but we don't control Twitter. This is dangerous to democracy."

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That how the extreme liberal mindset goes. They want full control over extreme liberal media like the communists in China. Oops, we have members of Congress who are Socialist, Communist and even Islamists which shows you how far the US has fallen. We have let enemies of the US to get in power. Even more frightful is a huge number of Americans believe these extreme liberal Democrats are doing a hell of a job and vote them into office, over and over again. Americans have now been dumbed down to believe that communism is all good yet, they hate Russia?
 
smallfil said:
That how the extreme liberal mindset goes. They want full control over extreme liberal media like the communists in China. Oops, we have members of Congress who are Socialist, Communist and even Islamists which shows you how far the US has fallen. We have let enemies of the US to get in power. Even more frightful is a huge number of Americans believe these extreme liberal Democrats are doing a hell of a job and vote them into office, over and over again. Americans have now been dumbed down to believe that communism is all good yet, they hate Russia?
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and this is why shitty "satire" like the babylon bee is so pernicious.
 
Fidelity slashed its carrying value of Twitter by 56% during the first month of Elon Musk’s ownership, Axios reports.

Musk bought the company for $44 billion on October 27.
 
exGOPer said:
Fidelity slashed its carrying value of Twitter by 56% during the first month of Elon Musk’s ownership, Axios reports.

Musk bought the company for $44 billion on October 27.
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In a mere FOUR WEEKS Musk brought down the value of the company by more than half. This must be some type of record.
 
This value was never $44 billion. Musk overpaid. Maybe he could turn a pile of crap into gold but I doubt it. He is losing money but people are gaining certainly. Twitter is a fun place now (I was thoroughly ignoring it before) and the freedom reached there is on an unimaginable level. Thank you, Musk, for sharing your wealth with us. It was a very bad business decision but it is very good for Humanity.
 
ids said:
This value was never $44 billion. Musk overpaid. Maybe he could turn a pile of crap into gold but I doubt it. He is losing money but people are gaining certainly. Twitter is a fun place now (I was thoroughly ignoring it before) and the freedom reached there is on an unimaginable level. Thank you, Musk, for sharing your wealth with us. It was a very bad business decision but it is very good for Humanity.
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Jesus, you talk like a cringe grandpa.
 
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