Do you want advertising from your brand appearing next to endless piles of hate speech and the n-word. Why would any major brand step up to advertise in a free-for-all hellscape.
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Do you want advertising from your brand appearing next to endless piles of hate speech and the n-word. Why would any major brand step up to advertise in a free-for-all hellscape.
No, you enjoy your Dark Brandon moment next Tuesday.
Who's CEO of twitter remind me?
Twitter Employees Forced to Sign Affidavit Swearing They Think Elon Musk Is Cool
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...fidavit-swearing-they-think-elon-musk-is-cool
Under threat of imminent termination, Twitter employees are being required to sign an affidavit asserting that they think Elon Musk is cool.
The affidavit, which specifies that Musk is “a cool individual” and “extremely fun,” must be signed, notarized, and returned to Twitter headquarters by the end of business on Friday.
In addition to stating that the new Twitter boss is cool, the affidavit specifies several examples of “extremely cool things” that Musk has done.
For example, the document indicates that Musk’s arrival at Twitter headquarters while carrying a sink was “not only very cool but also super funny.”
Finally, the affidavit requires Twitter employees to agree with the statement “If I was having a barbecue and Elon Musk showed up uninvited, I would be totally psyched, owing to him being a cool guy whom everyone likes.”
(Yeah, it is satire -- but the funny part is that many people could see this as true).
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...fidavit-swearing-they-think-elon-musk-is-cool
Under threat of imminent termination, Twitter employees are being required to sign an affidavit asserting that they think Elon Musk is cool.
The affidavit, which specifies that Musk is “a cool individual” and “extremely fun,” must be signed, notarized, and returned to Twitter headquarters by the end of business on Friday.
In addition to stating that the new Twitter boss is cool, the affidavit specifies several examples of “extremely cool things” that Musk has done.
For example, the document indicates that Musk’s arrival at Twitter headquarters while carrying a sink was “not only very cool but also super funny.”
Finally, the affidavit requires Twitter employees to agree with the statement “If I was having a barbecue and Elon Musk showed up uninvited, I would be totally psyched, owing to him being a cool guy whom everyone likes.”
(Yeah, it is satire -- but the funny part is that many people could see this as true).
Refer to the video for GWB's responses.
Twitter isn’t just axing workers—Musk demands $1 billion in IT spending cuts to stem $3 million in losses each day
This would go a long way to eliminating the $3 million Twitter is losing each day “with all spending and revenue considered,” according to an internal document obtained by Reuters.
Twitter’s last quarterly filing showed the company had swung to a net loss of about $400 million when excluding one-off disposal gains in the first six months of this year, down from a profit of $133 million in the previous year’s period.
https://fortune.com/2022/11/04/elon...pending-servers-cloud-it-daily-loss-millions/
Twitter isn’t just axing workers—Musk demands $1 billion in IT spending cuts to stem $3 million in losses each day
This would go a long way to eliminating the $3 million Twitter is losing each day “with all spending and revenue considered,” according to an internal document obtained by Reuters.
Twitter’s last quarterly filing showed the company had swung to a net loss of about $400 million when excluding one-off disposal gains in the first six months of this year, down from a profit of $133 million in the previous year’s period.
https://fortune.com/2022/11/04/elon...pending-servers-cloud-it-daily-loss-millions/
(Yeah, this is the guy with a similar name to Matt Gaetz who keeps getting mistaken for the politician -- so we tweets parody stuff.)