You know we'll never hear from him again once he opens his account. There have been dozens (hundreds?) of threads like this.
Make no mistake bro I will return with epic tales of battle. Countless victories to be won through nothing other than my blind ambition. With a ferocious reckless abandon I shall strike down my opposition and come out on top; $99,500 richer before taxes, no strategy required when you have balls made of lonsdaleite. My adventures will provide comfort for all those who will read about my achievements and seek to claim their own fortune. I will be a luminous beacon of hope for all the retards who will surely follow in my footsteps, only to be lead off a cliff. These foolish imitators don't have what it takes to be me. They can't do it like I do it bruh.
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