TSLA $666.00
- Thread starter RainMaker3000
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Not only I avoid bankruptsy, but am now rich on the drop. Told my boss if he felt worthy enough to lick my balls. He simply said, “Burning bridges, are we?”. I said I’m don’t need bridges where I’m going and mooned him on my out!
Huh? You are not the brightest crayon in the box, are you? TSLA is at $500 and... wait a minute... my account equity... nooooooooooooooooo.
5:1 split. I made $2215 today, long TSLA. It didn't actually go down, just got divided into smaller shares.
You're killin me.
Like many of their cars when "self-driving" autopilot is engaged and minds are turned off.
New TSLA 3x Short ETF is trading on the LSE. I wish we had access, kind of fun.
That will end in disaster. 3x short single name ETF funds? Kaboom!
Antyway, I believe Nasdaq at least doubles in the next four years. Never mind the recent 25% drop in the US GDP, Demographic issues with large aging populations in developed countries, civil unrest, our culture placing less emphasis on work ethic and owning things, and geopolitical tension between Russia and China.
All you need is love.
Fed love in the form of qualitative easing, among other things. Plenty of easy money with increasing risk appetite is the fuel for major market advances. As a bonus, valuations for technology growth stocks are not bad now in our zero interest rate and yield starved world.
Good trading day for me. Not short TSLA, but got short last night in MNQ and some negative deltas in a ES option position for a couple of nice day trades. I’m sure at least most here know I was joking about telling my boss off thinking I was rich or that I would ever bankrupt myself trading.