TSA now allowed to play with your wifes BOOBS!

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Hitler would have LOVED full naked body scanners to track his timid and docile masses (that can record and store your images for electronic transfer to a laptop or pda!!!).
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THIS IS THE ANSWER! WHY DIDN'T THEY THINK OF THIS EARLIER? THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY COMPLAINTS...


FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . ..

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with no crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX.
 
I think a video of a bonering passenger blowing a load during a pat down... Or a Woman being held down and having her butterfly forcefully removed by TSA after a full body scan sets off the crotch alarms may push change. Aren't full body scans of traveling minors = kiddie porn?
 
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THIS IS THE ANSWER! WHY DIDN'T THEY THINK OF THIS EARLIER? THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY COMPLAINTS...


FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . ..

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with no crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX.
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You know, that just makes too much sense to have any chance of being implemented by the US. What a great idea! :D
 
Quote from Lucrum:

THIS IS THE ANSWER! WHY DIDN'T THEY THINK OF THIS EARLIER? THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY COMPLAINTS...


FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . ..

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with no crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . . "Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX.
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:D :D :D :D :D Brilliant
 
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