Well, let's see how effectively he uses his real estate skills in making a deal with Assad.
Better I hope, than his negotiating skills with his biographer whom he sued for liable and lost!
As we all know, since Trump has told us, many times, he is a wonderful deal maker, and "everyone, including himself, says so." Trump will affectionately refer to Assad as 'low energy, little Assad". He will great Assad and his wife wearing a turquoise, polyester leisure suit with white shoes and belt, and a red 'Make America Great' ball cap. Assad will wear an ugly Hugo Boss business suit, and his wife some cheap Armani rag and a tinny Cartier necklace. Trump will start the negotiations by grabbing Assad's wife by the pussy. Then he'll point out that Assad's penis size is on the small side. After that, Trump and Assad will play a round of golf. Trump will explain what a wonderful golfer he is and how lucky Assad is to get to play with someone as Wonderful as himself. Then he'll help Assad improve his golf game by pointing out all the things he is doing wrong that make him such a lousy golfer -- pathetic really! Then they'll sit down and finish negotiating a wonderful deal.
Last edited: