I hope you don't get sued spreading your bullshit.
What I am outlining is basic federal employment law and HR best practices for employers that any legal firm specializing in employment law will provide as proper guidance. All of this is covered in courses like "Managing within the Law" (which I had to take at multiple employers as a manager in my career) which outlines the key principles of written documentation, addressing harassment, proper escalation, and avoiding discriminatory decisions/practices.