1. to even comprehend what I and Dershowitz and others are telling you, you need to understand you are uneducated in matters of Jurisprudence. Like the Dunning Kruger effect exhibited by slarti yesteraday on another thread you seem to be exhibiting it here.
To start you need to understand what law is and how constitutional matters are weighed and decided by the Supreme Court.
Just to begin your education you need to understand what sources of law are. Here is an primer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sources_of_law
I can assure the very last place the US Supreme court would look for guidance is you and your opinion. (they would never look to you.) They would never say oh Piezoe says it would be absurd to allow a president to pardon himself. Surely, you understand that... Your opinion means nothing. You need to present case law or sources of law.
2. next you ask...Do the sources of law comment?
you have 2 possible answers. No.
or yes... and in this case the only source of law which speaks on this subject is the Constitution.
It is possible the Court would say since the Constitution speaks to the matter and it gives the President very broad authority to pardon people. He can pardon himself.
Now... political reality...
The more heinous the crime or activity the more likely the court would say the President can not pardon himself.
If the court saw a witch hunt they might come up with a limited ruling stating in some matters a President could pardon himself and deal with the consequences later.
Or they could skip the issue and say since the President can not be indicted for a matter like ___________ while in office... the issue is moot. Go back and try the President after his term in office is over.
They might even say the president could pardon himself for some types of crimes but not others.
Conclusion...
you have no legal basis to rule out the possibility the Court would not rule for the president. This is especially true since the Constitution speaks on the matter of pardons and he is given broad authority.. The constitution did no say he can't pardon himself. As uncomfortable as that is for you its possible. By the way it would not have been a big deal when the Constitution was written because there were very few Federal Laws... and I believe the Framers would turn in the graves if they say how our Federal Govt has made laws in some many areas outside of the areas they were granted jurisdiction.
Hence, Dershowitz (and many others) is correct when he said no on knows for sure. Which is what I have been telling you.
If you want to proffer your own opinion then do so, but please give us a logical argument to back it up. If you want to comment on my opinion then please demonstrate that you have read it by offering a logical criticism of my argument, which was relatively detailed. And forget the "lefty" stuff, it makes you look like a halfwit.