Trump has HUGE balls.

Should I take a question from the networks with fake news who treat me so badly? Go ahead John.

Why would the king of fake news, a birther and pathological liar say that? Nevermind, he has zero self-awareness

Karl should have asked him about his tax returns when he bought up the tapes

'I will release them after a routine audit, 100%'

"I will release the tapes, 100%"

LOL
 
There once was a President named Trump
who was no longer able to hump
instead he tweeted late every night
to everyone's chagrin
instead of pleasing his wife.

It appears Melania needs a man
without shockingly small hands
instead she is imprisoned in plain sight
in the role of his wife
while the country is going to hell.
 
There once was a President named Trump
who was no longer able to hump
instead he tweeted late every night
to everyone's chagrin
instead of pleasing his wife.

It appears Melania needs a man
without shockingly small hands
instead she is imprisoned in plain sight
in the role of his wife
while the country is going to hell.

Well done John Donne
 
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There once was a President named Trump
who was no longer able to hump
instead he tweeted late every night
to everyone's chagrin
instead of pleasing his wife.

It appears Melania needs a man
without shockingly small hands
instead she is imprisoned in plain sight
in the role of his wife
while the country is going to hell.
Poetry huh? Lemmee try my hand here.

"The Vaunted Guild"

In twenty sixteen the stars aligned
A twinkle from afar
Resounding words
On eager ears
A savior....(?)
Or our Czar?

Months dragged on.
Melania slapped
Our hero....
.... not so bright.
Friends they fell
A loyal tell?
The Tweets came late at night.

So here we are.
With nothing done
No tax, no care, no build
Fooled once again
My weary friend...
By DC's vaunted guild.
 
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