What you really should be doing is lending a shoulder for your boy Eric to cry on. The former first family are going through some rough times right now...
Eric Trump buried for whining about being laughed at
If Eric Trump was looking for some sympathy over his family being unable to find anyone willing to back a half-billion-dollar appeal bond by Monday, he won't find too many shoulders to cry on if he checks out X, formerly known as Twitter.
During a Sunday morning appearance on Fox News with host Maria Bartiromo, Donald Trump's middle son went on an extended rant about the unfairness of the penalty after the Trump Organization was found guilty of committing financial fraud by Judge Arthur Engoron.
"Maria, they were laughing. They were laughing. Top executives of the largest surety companies had never seen anything of this size. And what, they're going to start seizing assets if he can't put up something that's not available in the United States?"
That opened the door for critics of the Trump family to pile on, with one commenter writing, "They wouldn’t have laughed at real Billionaires."
After that, came the deluge of snarky comments.
"I can’t imagine why no one would want to give a billion dollar loan to someone who went bankrupt in the 80s and again in the 90s then spent 20 years falsely inflating the value of everything he owned to secure fraudulent loans," wrote Pro Lib.
Darren Kaplan imagined the conversation went, "Hi, we're some of the most notorious deadbeats on the planet. Can I have a bond to stay a judgment that found us liable for defrauding our lenders for decades? Why are you laughing?"
"This is what happens when you stiff everyone that you do business with," Critically Independent helpfully offered.
"His daddy just said he has a half billion in cash why is out there begging for it? Why doesn’t his sister loan it to him?" another added.
Tom Dunn suggested the laughter was "The moment when he realized the grift was up."
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