Trump 2024

wrbtrader said:
I tend to ignore the two idiots...Trump Jr and Hunter...both are mentally not well. At first, they seem just as interesting as going to the zoo and looking at caged animals throwing shit around.

Funny at first but you quickly move on to the next exhibit.

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Don Jr. is going out of his way to showcase his lunacy, and is actively engaged in his father's effort to reclaim the White House.
 
7 requirements to be Trump's vice president
  1. All candidates’ souls must have fully vacated their bodies, along with all dignity, morals and sense of self-worth.
  2. The ability to always agree with Trump is essential. If Trump says “2+2 = 5,” the candidates must be willing to accept that as fact and order the imprisonment of any and all math teachers who disagree.
  3. Logical consistency is not considered an asset, and the candidates must be ready and willing to loudly yell things that are transparently false and, often, make no sense whatsoever.
  4. An ideal candidate must be comfortable with potentially being hanged by an angry mob.
  5. Candidates who have not murdered dogs are preferred. (Sorry, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem.)
  6. The candidates must be willing to listen to Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast and engage in at least one conversation per month with Eric Trump without laughing.
  7. And finally, all candidates must be not only willing but excited to have every ounce of their decency and credibility vaporized in service to a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.
 
Atlantic said:
7 requirements to be Trump's vice president
  1. All candidates’ souls must have fully vacated their bodies, along with all dignity, morals and sense of self-worth.
  2. The ability to always agree with Trump is essential. If Trump says “2+2 = 5,” the candidates must be willing to accept that as fact and order the imprisonment of any and all math teachers who disagree.
  3. Logical consistency is not considered an asset, and the candidates must be ready and willing to loudly yell things that are transparently false and, often, make no sense whatsoever.
  4. An ideal candidate must be comfortable with potentially being hanged by an angry mob.
  5. Candidates who have not murdered dogs are preferred. (Sorry, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem.)
  6. The candidates must be willing to listen to Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast and engage in at least one conversation per month with Eric Trump without laughing.
  7. And finally, all candidates must be not only willing but excited to have every ounce of their decency and credibility vaporized in service to a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.
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You forgot...

8. An ideal candidate must be comfortable with being indoctrinated by MAGA version of the U.S. Constitution and the new MAGA White Nationalist Bible.

9. If a female, must be comfortable with the President giving private genital body checks called "pussy grabbing" and sign a non-disclosure agreement.

wrbtrader
 
Atlantic said:
7 requirements to be Trump's vice president
  1. All candidates’ souls must have fully vacated their bodies, along with all dignity, morals and sense of self-worth.
  2. And finally, all candidates must be not only willing but excited to have every ounce of their decency and credibility vaporized in service to a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.
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I don't know how this jackass even made Senator....

 
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