True Story

[aphexcoil]

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Well we had a big fight and she stomped out and she found out because as she would later admit, she was going shopping and was going to go spend a grand or two to piss me off!!!!

New Mastercard commercial?

A new shirt $40
A new Bra from Victoria Secret $45
A new dress DECLINED

Putting a limit on your card so your girlfriend can't spend anymore -- PRICELESS

 

[TM_Direct]

Quote from aphexcoil:



New Mastercard commercial?

A new shirt $40
A new Bra from Victoria Secret $45
A new dress DECLINED

Putting a limit on your card so your girlfriend can't spend anymore -- PRICELESS

....Probably wouldn't;t have gotten married if she had been able to so it was a good thing....I think .....on the other hand , I could be out a grand or two right now, but I could be clubbing every night with teenage girls juiced up on ecstasy

 

[hardrock375]

Quote from aphexcoil:

As if it weren't really happening but yet it was. Like I was playing a part in a movie.

I believe the word is "surreal".

 

[ttrader]

Quote from hardrock375:



I believe the word is "surreal".

"Sur " like the french word for "under", or mor like "sure" the english euphemism for intellegence ?


t

 

[macal425]

Aphie

The secret is to recognize those days before they get worse and cut them short.
A few years ago I woke up and started to stagger out of bed. The first thing I stepped on as I swung my legs out was cat vomit. After a quick shower, it was straight back to bed, with a good book, for the rest of the day.

 

[ttrader]

Quote from macal425:

Aphie

The secret is to recognize those days before they get worse and cut them short.
A few years ago I woke up and started to stagger out of bed. The first thing I stepped on as I swung my legs out was cat vomit. After a quick shower, it was straight back to bed, with a good book, for the rest of the day.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometimes you reign.

tt

 

[bobcathy1]

Quote from macal425:

Aphie

The secret is to recognize those days before they get worse and cut them short.
A few years ago I woke up and started to stagger out of bed. The first thing I stepped on as I swung my legs out was cat vomit. After a quick shower, it was straight back to bed, with a good book, for the rest of the day.

Cat vomit and you went back to bed? Damn that is the start of a GOOD day for me.....

 

[cashonly]

Quote from aphexcoil:


A new shirt $40

If you think that women only spend $40 on a shirt, then I'm starting to get a clue as to why she dumped you!

 

[TM_Direct]

Quote from cashonly:



If you think that women only spend $40 on a shirt, then I'm starting to get a clue as to why she dumped you!

....maybe she's forced to shop at TJ MAxx or ROSS like my wife is??? Nothing wrong with irregular clothing

 

[cashonly]

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....maybe she's forced to shop at TJ MAxx or ROSS like my wife is??? Nothing wrong with irregular clothing

TM, a little lesson in boolean logic as it relates to real life:
wife <> girlfriend
or
wife != girlfriend

(depending on your preferred syntax)