Someone on one of the other threads came up with Maria Butt-aroma. LOVED that one!
Cashin's the only one I unmute the TV for during market hours. His 30 seconds of dry wit is worth more than the other 389 1/2 minutes of blather from the rest of 'em.
Mark Haines has got to be the winner of the "Anchor in the wrong line of work" award. He looks like he'd be more comfortable calling a football game than talking stocks. I love his morning futures commentary. "The futures are at 5.50, which is about 2.80 above fair value. I don't know what that means, but it's good! For more info go to globex.com"