Why not short every (overvalued) stock or buy put options.
Good call. Take half the cash you raised from selling all your over-inflated assets and stick it in a trading account to cover your "haircut" from all the overvalued stocks you shorted. Buy put options, and sell call options to finance them. Load up on VIX calls if it ever gets below 12 again, and sell VIX puts to finance your call purchases.
And don't forget to buy some Bitcoin, which should finally turn around and take off when the Fed has to reverse its policy and start printing money again. It's a better currency alternative than gold.