Ok you asked for it. This has a little Indian slant on it.
Abdul and Mohammed are in detention in Australia. Then, miracle happens, they get their visas granted. As they’re leaving Abdul says to Mohammed, Tell you what—let’s meet in front of the Melbourne Cricket Ground one year from today. I bet in one year, I can become more Australian than you. Mo says, You’re on.
A year later they meet outside the MCG. Mo pulls up in a Commodore, drinking a VB and says, Gday Abdul. Mate, just dropped the wife at a barbie with the other sheilas, and the kids off at footy practice. What about youse?
Abdul looks at him. Fark off, towel head, he says.