trading system i have developed

Unlike these cynical skeptics, I know you are not a snake oil salesman and that you are very smart to boot!

It pains me to say that I can not purchase your system because it produces too many loses in a row.

Do you have a more consistent system I can buy, sir?
 
nonlinear5 said:
I've been authorized to act as a sales representative on behalf of Mr. Diversions.

The price is negotiable. How much are you willing to pay? In addition to the system profiled, we also have a less profitable one, which is currently on sale at a 25% discount. You also get a free toaster with each purchase, as well as our complimentary "Definitive Guide to Profitable Paper Trading".

But wait, there is more. Mention the word "ET" when you call, and we'll also send you the "How to be an ET sponsor without paying the sponsorship fees" brochure. Just pay for shipping and handling.
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How come the tapes are on 8-track? And each page in binder is a different motel stationary? I tried calling as brochure said forever mentoring, but when I call, the answering service says Division 11 CCJ, I don't want to order a pizza.
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I think I been conned. And no, don't want a one on one seminar there, and don't want refund in S&H green stamps or money order from Marshall Fields I don't need flannel stripped PJ's either. The toaster didn't work and you charged me $499 shipping and handling? I been conned, the 12 boxes of 78s records all were one song-Jailhouse Rock? That was real funny you hand drawing the stamps, need refund on that postage too, and I expect real money order coming back without Art Linkletter face on it.

"Definitive Guide to Profitable Paper Trading", I don't have any clue how to roll flour substance into paper then trade it for money? Sounds like a way to end up getting pizza delivered and selling flannel PJ's.
 
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