Trading is Freaking Easy Easy Easy

inmate451 · Jan 20, 2003

When you make that much and your still bored do what I plan to, buy an island. If at that point your still rolling in cash and still bored, buy a continent. If after all of these purchases you find yourself looking at the clock, then the master cure is to just try pair-trading!

inmate451

omcate · Jan 20, 2003

Quote from inmate451:

If after all of these purchases you find yourself looking at the clock, then the master cure is to just try pair-trading!
inmate451

I suggest shorting 10,000 contracts of at the money OEX straddle. You can lose millions, if the market moves in either direction. Definitely more exciting than pair trading.

stockerup · Jan 20, 2003

Quote from scalping_dimes:

This faster dude is a fraud. He's broke and cruises this board out of bordem.

Ever since Faster came on this board, everyone has assumed it was a HE, but with a name like FasterPussycat, I think it's a SHE.

Phantom Trader · Jan 20, 2003

Quote from scalping_dimes:

This faster dude is a fraud. He's broke and cruises this board out of bordem.

He's bored, and having read through all his Superman, Batman, and even Archie comics, he's had to resort to reading Richie Rich. Which explains this thread.

"Oh, woe is me, poor little Richie Rich, so utterly bored with all this money . . . . yawnnnnn"

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I would gladly pay you a dime wednesday for a hamburger on tuesday

KrisM715 · Jan 21, 2003

How about after every fifth trade, you do a shot of tequila? I figure by the 20th trade or so, things should spice up a bit.

Momento · Jan 21, 2003

Just retired from it. Start Golf.

FasterPussycat · Jan 21, 2003

how about FIVE shots tequila after EVERY trade. i like that way better

FasterPussycat · Jan 21, 2003

Quote from scalping_dimes:

This faster dude is a fraud. He's broke and cruises this board out of bordem.

i would answer you but i can't find the definition of "bordem" in my dictionary.. heh heh

FasterPussycat · Jan 21, 2003

Quote from inandlong:

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This I don't get!

You post that you have to get a job because you cannot figure out how to trade. But you call the guy an a-hole at the same time you bitterly ask for help.

I offered to show you my money makers even after you have been nothing but an ass to me. The entry and exit, the whole deal. Two people I am working with presently everyday are making money. But I didn't hear from you and that is just fine. It is your loss. Why don't you PM dbphoenix - he has a simple method that you followed for awhile, maybe he will help you. Of course, if you call him an a-hole, he might be less likely to.

There is so much free information on this one website alone, not to mention the entire web, that if you cannot get it and are reduced to being a bitter vulgar acrimonious crybaby, perhaps you should not just stop trading, but quit.

Good goin' kay. Nice social graces. You really know how to get what you want. I dare say you didn't read that book, "How to win friends and influence people" that I suggested to you. But you should... there might be a pointer or two that you can use.

Sheesh!

"Of course, if you call him an a-hole, he might be less likely to."

LMAO!

inandlong, i will get you that info you requested. Patience will be rewarded. (ps, thanks for not calling me an a-hole

you are a good man)

FasterPussycat · Jan 21, 2003

Quote from dgabriel:

Faster baby,

Better bring the infamous "Ways and Plays" out of retirement for us.

Trading can get boring but you don't.

dg if you want help or answers all you need is but to ask.