Trading in Your Jock

[Reaver]

Quote from stupididiot:

Two problems with the jock have surfaced lately:

1) Jock itch - dude told me to use corn starch. Does that actually work?

2) Icy hot - some wise-ass clown applied the stuff to the inside of my jock and, unfortunately, I found out too late. What, did he think I had a cramp down there or something? That shit ain't funny.

Yes to cornstarch.

Holy crap I feel your pain...we had this stuff called Atomic-Balm back in high school and that happened to one of my buddies...yes, I would be going after the icy-hot perpetrator with extreme prejudice.

 

[Champion]

Quote from nutmeg:
Don't let your balz get overheated, lowers your sperm count. Air them out once in a while.

You lower your balls into cold or icy water for a few minutes prior to copulating if you want to impregnate your wife for a boy baby. I understand that this is surprisingly successful if you want a son.

 

[tatsimon]

champion,

thanks for the tip

 

[Reaver]

Quote from tatsimon:

champion,

thanks for the tip

yeah likewise Champ.

hey out of curiosity, is it the opposite for a girl? I wouldn't think so....since the heat is bad...are there any tricks of the trade any of the old hats here are willing to share for daughters?

Not that I'd want one..I'd be a walking psycho..I know my personality....but you know...just an academic interest.