Trading Dreams

Quote from Thunderdog:

Are your cousins running loose again?

No, I think that's your "wife" going out to get some. Seems that she has been cheating on you. Must be payback for when you got drunk & seduced the neighbor's goat.
 
I have a version of this dream fairly often...
Last night I was caught in a labrynth of drop down menus.
The further I went, the harder it was to find my way out.
So I'd hit 'properties', but no luck. I would try 'advanced' and
still no way out. 'Radio buttons' were starting to look like eyes
watching me! I was desperate and alone. - Then I found it!
What I was looking for all along! The "Return to Profitability"
check box!!! - All this time it had been hiding under 'Options"!
I was elated. - I grabbed the mouse but it slipped
out of my hand. I watched as it ran behind the desk and into
a small hole. Then I woke up...
Ah, but someday, Someday I swear I'm going to CHECK that box
and then click 'Apply' / 'OK'.

...Probably Re-Start too, just for good measure!
 
Quote from nkhoi:

shouldn't it be 'I feel I am the lottery ticket'.
Am I the only one who gets my scratched trade joke? (I guess it's one of those banker jokes where only the teller laughs.)
 
Quote from Anaconda:

No, I think that's your "wife" going out to get some. Seems that she has been cheating on you. Must be payback for when you got drunk & seduced the neighbor's goat.
You're so clever. Have some more oats.
 
Quote from Thunderdog:

You're so clever. Have some more oats.

I will have some oatmeal as I do like it. And it's healthy. You should try it as a regular breakfast, maybe then you can stop breaking scales.
 
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