Trading Assistants $8,000 a year

oilfxpro · Feb 28, 2012

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Can the exchanges handle all of your high-freq paper trades?

Most of you on E T wouldn't get past the demo trials , you will need to become pm linking mentors and aides for a noob sandwich crust.

Your fictitious performance only worked when you could only post winning traders (ah the losers were long term trades and needn't be posted).

brokerboy · Feb 28, 2012

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Hi

I employ traders from low cost countries in the far east, eastern europe and Africa.

Must have fast reliable unlimited broadband internet and be knowledgeable , experienced and interested in trader's psychology.

40 hours a week , must have back up computers and speak good English.

Skills technical analysis, balls and the ability to execute flawlessly.Must be able to follow systems and rules.Must be reliable.

Deductions are made for costly errors from wages.

p m as you will get training which other people charge $3,000 per week.

this seems like a better deal than working in the apple plant. do you pay 8k at the end of the year or weekly? do you offer health benefits? do you match on the 401k plan? will you send me a computer or do i take out a loan for one?

atticus · Feb 28, 2012

Quote from oilfxpro:

Most of you on E T wouldn't get past the demo trials , you will need to become pm linking mentors and aides for a noob sandwich crust.

Your fictitious performance only worked when you could only post winning traders (ah the losers were long term trades and needn't be posted).

Awesome!

I only post winners.

oilfxpro · Feb 28, 2012

Quote from brokerboy:

this seems like a better deal than working in the apple plant. do you pay 8k at the end of the year or weekly? do you offer health benefits? do you match on the 401k plan? will you send me a computer or do i take out a loan for one?

You forgot to ask about bare buttock spanking for mistakes , that takes place every friday after loss counts.

oilfxpro · Feb 28, 2012

Quote from atticus:

Awesome!

I only post winners.

2,000 posts a year ,8 a day you must have more winners than all ET"s combined.

Dont tell anyone the film E T was based on me.Keep it a secret

Atticus "Go home to all your children you do not know about"

masterm1ne · Feb 28, 2012

I'm a little confused. Are you in need of trader or prostitutes that do it dirty?

oilfxpro · Feb 28, 2012

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I'm a little confused. Are you in need of trader or prostitutes that do it dirty?

Only Atticus knows.

atticus · Feb 28, 2012

Quote from oilfxpro:

2,000 posts a year ,8 a day you must have more winners than all ET"s combined.

Dont tell anyone the film E T was based on me.Keep it a secret

Atticus "Go home to all your children you do not know about"

I suspect I have one or two of those. On another note; would you mind humoring us by posting a pic of your FX demo account that you tried to pass off as real before you took it down?

SimpleTrades · Feb 29, 2012

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Only Atticus knows.

Do the published videos of that encounter pay better than your trading?

Chartsky · Mar 1, 2012

This makes no sense to me . . . I must be missing something.

Why go through the trouble of training and then pay people $8,000 a year, each, to watch computers when a good program and VPS will run 24/5 (or whatever) and cost next to nothing . . . and be paid in full, forever, with the first profitable trades?