Quote from 2manywhiners:
I like fake parts. Take Jenna Jameson for example. Fake Breasts. Fake smile. Fake orgasms. Fake phone number posted on the internet. (Stupid Bitch...)
She's phucked at least 500 dudes in her day... But would any of that stuff keep you or me from sticking it?
Probably not.
So do you think that Chris Farley had women hanging all over him? A wealthy celebrity. Absolutely hilarious. Where were all his women?...
Truth is, he didn't have any women falling all over him, and he even had 'great personality' spewing out of every orifice...
don't know what's farley's problem....maybe he just has to pay cash up front to get a broad.