Trading and Dating

Quote from annaland:

I just don't understand how you can be happier with plastic for tits instead of a B cup. Don't get me wrong, there are things I'd change about myself, but not with plastic or surgery, especially when I’d know it wasn’t real! What’s the point? I’d rather spend the money on the A8 or the 7 Series. :p

Just curious - how old are you? It would be interesting to know your age given your opinions.

I ask because certain people will never be happy no matter what they do to their body (mostly older women who want to stay "preserved" - I see quite a bit of them around where I live).

However, Keep in mind the younger you are the less you have to worry about age and its affects on your attractiveness. Its a fact that youth "sells" to the opposite sex. Given that, there's a decent chance you may be changing your mind regarding this issue whence you get older.
 
Quote from Thunderdog:

I think that your proposed scenario is somewhat contrived if you have a car with a remote (which most newer cars have, and most people know it). Expecting her to play along with your charade is manipulative and she may see it for what it is. No one likes to feel like they are being manipulated or tested. Rather than play innocuous games, you may wish to consider this: Watch how she treats the waiter at the restaurant. In five years, that's how she will be treating you.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2006-04-14-ceos-waiter-rule_x.htm

Covered that base too...

And if they've never been in a car like mine (my baby is an early nineties model, assembled by hand in Italy) then they really don't expect or see through the charade. Plus, they have to go from standing vertical to 7 inches from the ground in order to get in, and anyone over 6'1" has no headroom once they do. It only works the first time you pick her up in your car. Anything after is different, because it's familiar ground at that point, and yes, "the asshole should have hit the remote" is probably an expected response after a period of time.

Like I said, some women...

Trish, you know that feeling you get when people blow smoke in your ass? :D Yes I am charming, but the comment still stands. Most guys would be screwed... (figuratively speaking, not literally of course) :p


Quote from trader1966:

I am guessing you are in your late twenties or early thirties, when I was 27 I bot a used Ferrari 318, so you have better control than I had at the time.
Who were you addressing? Mike? That's actually really eery...

So I'm curious, how's it all going to turn out for me in another thirteen years? Do I eventually sell my soul for a BMW wagon to throw the whiny-ass kids in? Do I at least get a MILF to go with it?
 
Quote from trader1966:

Oh okay Mike, so once again it is kind of like a guy with an expensive car. I will say this however, the car you chose is not showy and most non-car people would not know how nice it really is. I have actually looked at the same model but since I trade remotely I can't rationalize the expense.

I am guessing you are in your late twenties or early thirties, when I was 27 I bot a used Ferrari 318, so you have better control than I had at the time.

I am 27, no kids, no real responsibilities. I wanted something fast, AWD, safe, non-flashy and has good luxury. This car fits my needs very well. Also, for a "big" car, it handles really well - the ride is smooth and controlled.

I also have a truck that I take to the beach and all that.
 
Quote from 2manywhiners:


So I'm curious, how's it all going to turn out for me in another thirteen years? Do I eventually sell my soul for a BMW wagon to throw the whiny-ass kids in? Do I at least get a MILF to go with it?

Don't ever get married and don't ever have kids.

Problem solved:D
 
Quote from Mike805:

Just curious - how old are you? It would be interesting to know your age given your opinions.

I ask because certain people will never be happy no matter what they do to their body (mostly older women who want to stay "preserved" - I see quite a bit of them around where I live).

However, Keep in mind the younger you are the less you have to worry about age and its affects on your attractiveness. Its a fact that youth "sells" to the opposite sex. Given that, there's a decent chance you may be changing your mind regarding this issue whence you get older.

by my responses, how old do you think i am?
 
Quote from 2manywhiners:

Ever heard of a trash guy that goes clubbing wearing a Chronoswiss? If your watch, money clip, and sunglasses cost more than a KIA, you'll never convince a woman that you drive one. Women aren't stupid, if you walk into a club wearing $15,000 they're going to know that you're full of shit when you tell them you clean poop off the wall of a public restroom.

Funny, I remember seeing these images from bartending at Sounfactory. Every other guido had a money clip, jewelry, nice watch, new phone etc. LOL, and some of them probably did clean poop off the wall of a public restroom.


Try this out on your next date:

When you pick her up, lock all of your doors. Lead her to the passenger door, and then make it a point to unlock the door with the key and not the remote. Open her door, then take her hand as she climbs in. Walk around the rear of the car after you shut her door. Now walk slowly and watch what she does, there is really only 3 possibilities; a) she rummages through her purse or plays with a cell phone; b) she flips down your sunvisor to look in the mirror; or c) she unlocks your door for you. If she looks for a mirror, plays with a cell phone, or rummages through her purse, she's self-centered or self-absorbed. If she unlocks your door for you, she has good character.

Yeah from the Bronx Tale, I know. You know that was a very good & popular movie, I hope you did not think you would get away with sounding original.

You're a funny guy, I'll give you that much.
 
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