Come on folks! You lack enthusiasm!
Trading is the best job in the world!
You can go wherever you want whenever you want,
choose friends at your discretion,
get paid EXACTLY according to your performance (rather than that paycheck nonsense - been there done that screw that).
You can find the nicest place in the world and settle there and trade from wherever it is (I left frosty old Germany and moved to Australia!

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You hardly need any tools or other possessions (possessions are heavy and draw you down, remember?)
You have everything you need to be successful in your brain. You can go into any market and trade it.
Even if you turned out to have nothing at some time - You can join a trading firm and build up your stash with OPM - Provided you've got a halfway acceptable trading record.
Trading improves your character everyday.
Just making an effort to learn trading can be very beneficial to personal character development. Trading is as just and fair a profession as you can find on earth.
It emphasizes and breeds by absolute necessity the most precious human traits,and punishes with terrible pain the bad, useless and destructive human traits, such as fear and greed, but also all of the cardinal sins, being pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony and lust. Every single one of these traits can and will challenge you frequently while trading, until they fade with experience.
The successful trader, however, must feature Discipline, Dedication, Drive, Courage, Knowledge, Modesty, Humbleness, Patience, Responsibility to name a few.
He will have to cultivate all these. That would make traders better, happier and more desirable people - Wouldn't it?
I think all this heavily contradicts the common perception and prejudices we get from non-traders, as bred by people like Michael Douglas in "Wall Street".
I love the stock market, I have great enthusiasm for it, I remember when I was 7, I worked my butt off carrying out newspapers to save some money.
Then I walked past a bank and saw a stock chart and loved it. I stared at it for hours. Then I walked in and asked to buy that stock - The bank lady just laughed at me.
I didn't think it was funny at all, walked to the manager and complained. Next thing I know is the manager disciplines the teller lady and grants my wish for buying that stock. Sorry for the inconvenience, he said and placed the order without even charging me a fee. I was happy. I had bummed my way out of paying a fee (my god - 30 bucks?) and I finally owned 10 coca-cola shares! The bank manager strongly advised against the trade, saying the company wasn't going anywhere and the earnings projections weren't gonna improve. I didn't care. This was like in '88. I was a smart 7-year-old (don't you think you're the smartest when you're 7?) and I knew what I was doing.
Umm... I bought KO @some odd $6 and sold a coupla years later for some $20... I know it wasn't a HUGE gain over that timeframe when I look at scalping the e-Mini's today, but it was certainly sufficient to defy my family's efforts to put money in my savings book and "watch it grow" - at 3% p.a. LOL.
I learnt several things from that:
1. Do your analysis. Look at charts for hours, even if you don't understand anything yet.
2. F*ck the broker / banker's advice.
3. F*ck the fundamentals.
4. Stocks can bring higher returns than a savings book at the bank.
5. I LOVE THIS.
6. I'll never look back.
I LOVE TRADING. I love it to death. I can stay away from the markets for a few days, but I'll always have some books near or I'll be writing down code for new trading systems or going through my logs&diaries. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, impatient to see what foreign exchange market's doing... I wrote my first simple trading system at the age of 12. In BASIC! On the beach, I'll be drawing chart patterns in the sand. I see douple tops & v-shaped bottoms on my girlfriends. I see congestion patterns on my granddad's forehead. At the checkouts I'll be adding up the shopping on-the-go while the chick's typing it in the till and give her the 'total' before she tells you!. -Always gets you big eyes. She'll go: "How the hell did U do that?" I go: "Tape-reading baby!" Sounds corny, but with a bit of attitude, it got me a helluva lot of nices dates
Am I glorifying trading? I don't think so. This is my life - And yours! Never underestimate the privileges we enjoy.
If you know a better job than this? Tell me!!!
Mattress tester? Adult actor? Can't think of anything
Let me hear what you think!
Have a nice Life,
~Scientist.