I'm still laughing and my stomach hurts. Let me get my breath.
I came across such a newsletter for the Australian markets until they pulled it and made it available only to their private clients. It profiled the market sectors and 8 possible trades. I stress possible because it was up to the trader to watch them for a break out or break above etc. What you did with them after that was up to you and your ability to manage the trade. It was a subscription service and was kinda handy.
Anyone ELSE!