Quote from Joe Doaks:
"I wish I still had the strength to take a few of the bastards with me."
"I wish I had blown my enemies brains out while they were still alive."
"I wish I had smacked the shit out my ex when she gave me lip."
"I wish I had fucked the neighbor lady when she came on to me."
"I wish there was a button I could push to fry asshole posters on ET."
The five regrets are deeply influenced by the fact that many of the dying are senile, maudlin and self-pitying. Die with your boots on and guns blazing!
Quote from MKTrader:
I already feel like (4) has taken place. Being so busy with life and my immediate family, I completely lost touch with most of my childhood/college/etc. friends about 10 years ago.
Quote from bigarrow:
I've never been accused of anything but cheap humor... hence here I am.