Told the wife I wanted to kill some belly fat

Perhaps... Though I have a distinct memories from when I travelled much of the US by train. I kept running into the widows of pharmacists, four of them and I was not chatting with every older widow being in my 20s.

Enough that my suspicions were raised about wives doing in their hubbies and pharmacist wives having the edge over causing diabetes.
You're going to have ETers looking over their shoulders for the next little while.
 
I'll add the latest going opposite of what I thought we agreed about. I thought we agreed our new best furry buddy would be at least 5 months old, and maybe we could avoid potty training to a large extent. Well we now have a 10 week furry goofball, and will be going into full potty training, no sleep mode. I'll throw pictures in the Mans Best friend thread at some point.
The little man is passed out in my office at the moment, and I maybe lying next to him in a couple minutes.
 
So, I told my wife at the beginning of March I was going to watch my sugar, and general carbohydrate intake and try and kill off some left-over belly fat. What does she do, she goes on a baking binge for the entire month. She has made 4 loaves of garlic cheese bread, a double batch of M&M cookies, some kind of chocolate/toffee nut bars(I think triple batch), 3 different kinds of biscotti, and to end the month a dark chocolate/mint frozen custard. WTF!
I kicked up the workouts a bit as part of the plan, but wasn't planning on battling the baking monster.
I'm going to tell her I am going to work on putting on 100 lbs in April to see if reverse psychology works. Geez
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MUCH of that pattern=she loves to cook\garlic bread is most likely much better for you than storebought cr*p/LOL:D:D
Those M++M cookies will keep in freezer, hint/word to wise. I overheard my best friend 's mom say to her daughter ''use reverse pschology on him'' LOL:caution::caution::caution::caution::caution::caution:,:caution::caution::caution::caution:
 

"My old boss started eating McDonald’s every day at lunch. And I asked him why he was being so unhealthy all of a sudden and he said he was on a diet with his wife, and god help if he wins."

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"I have a different predicament, I'm trying to lose weight but my wife and daughter have both taken to "boredom baking" since the beginning of lockdown, I'm constantly getting "ah gowan, have another cake, gowan gowan". My only way to counteract this is by walking the calories off, so now even the dog is looking at me and going "will just fuck off and let me snooze""
 
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