Told my new girl I was long

Surdo · Oct 18, 2007

Quote from Leonidas:

I told my girl I was thick like a ten year bond, and she said that she hopes I don't move like one. Love at first sight.

Her crack spread is wider than anything you will find on NYMEX!

Enfinity · Oct 18, 2007

She told me her spread likes ICE best...

Quote from Surdo:

Her crack spread is wider than anything you will find on NYMEX!

mschey · Oct 18, 2007

Quote from timbo:

She told me the same thing, but started started screaming when I gave her the full monty. I guess she was wrong.

Some of you guys are a real bunch of schmucks....WTF is the matter with you?

QQQBALL · Oct 18, 2007

Quote from mschey:

Some of you guys are a real bunch of schmucks....WTF is the matter with you?

yeah what the hell!

i told my girl i was gonna give her 9 inches until it hurt.

so i pumped her quick three times with 3 inches and hit her with a brick.

Optionpro007 · Oct 18, 2007

Quote from mschey:

Some of you guys are a real bunch of schmucks....WTF is the matter with you?

mschey, they behave like that here in an anonymous board only. If they did this at home, in the open, they would probably get their ass kicked big time....

Optionpro007 · Oct 18, 2007

and btw, what's up with the 'WTF' remark...

so unlady lady like....

timbo · Oct 18, 2007

Only mschey would take this topic seriously -- probably hit a nerve; little man complex.

mschey · Oct 19, 2007

Quote from timbo:

Only mschey would take this topic seriously -- probably hit a nerve; little man complex.

Ok, virtual tough guy, I'll tell you what...you think this shit is funny, let's send it to your folks and see what they think? Or am I still overreacting?

Whistlingleaf · Oct 19, 2007

I look at the Dow down 217 and read this thread and I got a good LOL from it !

If you don't like the thread dont read it.

2manywhiners · Oct 19, 2007

Quote from QQQBALL:

yeah what the hell!

i told my girl i was gonna give her 9 inches until it hurt.

so i pumped her quick three times with 3 inches and hit her with a brick.

That's better than 1 inch 9 times... lol

Are you going to tell QQQBALL's parents on him too? Something about his past posts tells me that he's one guy that wouldn't give two shits... Like the Trading and Dating posts. That was a good thread...