Quote from Brass:
Lost, you say? I thought it might have been more of a reunion. Regardless, the suspenders complete the look.
On the plus side, seeing as how the red states boast such ample girth, perhaps we should all be thankful that the democratic process does not apportion voting participation according to weight.
As for your gun reference, yes I do imagine they have some compensatory attributes that many here find pleasing.
Regarding my belly, "It's a poor craftsman who does not provide proper shelter for his tool."
And regarding Southern girth, many of us are survivalists. That's how we store our emergency food.
As to your sly insinuation about guns being compensatory, there is some truth to that: "Never pick a fight with a man who's too old for it. He'll just kill you."