Timothy Sykes Unveils New Type of Fund

[acerbits]

he needs to change his name to timothy piker.

 

[stupididiot]

Quote from TimothySykes:

I'll only be posting my trading results after the close, usually after I've exited a position.

Good idea, Timmaay. Today I shorted CROX for 6 pts. I exited near the low - guess I was lucky. My trade statement is pasted below as proof. Tomorrow I plan to...heck, I'll just let you know after the close.

Account: stupididiot9999
Trade: sell 1,000 shares of CROX
Profit: $6,000

 

[Reaver]

Quote from stupididiot:

Good idea, Timmaay. Today I shorted CROX for 6 pts. I exited near the low - guess I was lucky. My trade statement is pasted below as proof. Tomorrow I plan to...heck, I\'ll just let you know after the close.

Account: stupididiot9999
Trade: sell 1,000 shares of CROX
Profit: $6,000

That\'s awesome stu,

I\'ll be happy to write a blurb for your upcoming book.

You\'re gonna need at least two hundred blurbs though. Timmay had like 150. We gotta get the blurbs man..it\'s all about the blurbs.

 

[Rearden Metal]

Quote from traderNik:



By the way, the only reason I'm taking it easy on you (and Timmy, believe me, I am taking it easy on you) is that you seem to have some support from RM, whom I respect.

I don't want to give the impression that I "support" him in any way- I just think:

A) Timmy has NOT been caught using aliases on ET. The evidence is inconclusive.

B) There are far worse ET fish to fry than Sykes. LoZZZer, Volente_00, and a few other douchebags are the ones who deserve all your surplus hatred, far more than Timmy does IMO.

 

[pumpanddumper]

CYGT is a screaming buy at .04. Easy double to .08. J/K.

http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUKN3131839020071101?rpc=44&pageNumber=1


There's a teenager about 10 years ago who made a lot pumping and dumping penny stocks. His name is Jonathan Ledbed. He has a site and still does it.

Tricks don't work anymore. But there are still people who take it hook, line, and sinker.

 

[frank grimes]

good lord son, you are no better than a tunnel hooker. except I would take the hooker instead of you...what can you possibly teach? seriously.

 

[rcanfiel]

Quote from TimothySykes:

I'm not gonna even respond anymore because they're so ludicrous, and I've already responded enough.

No, you respond TOO much. Do us all a favor and get out of ET

But I'll correct the idiots

First look in the mirror

Also, I did not lose all

We are the losers, everytime you post

Get your facts straight before you waste my time again.

As you waste our time everytime you post

I trade all kinds of stocks, I just specialize in

annoying the hell out of us with your infernal spamming

This challenge isn't about making a living--it's to show average people and everyone else that

you are clueless, annoying, and trying to rip the average person off

Also gonna show everyone they're a whole lot

better off, if Timmay LEAVES

 

[BrightPropGuy]

Quote from quantsteve:

How is it a new kind of "fund". It is just you trading a retail account.

Is this that 'wait until November 1st' thing, or is there something else?

Here is the real "Nov 1st thing":


Elite Trader, Information SuperHighway/by: hcour () November 1, 2007 -- Timothy Sykes stunned the ET community yesterday morning by opening a new thread about himself in the Announcements section of the popular internet trading forums. Rumors had been flying around for weeks that the young in-your-face publicity-juggernaut would be touting his latest entrepreneurial adventure come the first of the month. Always on the cutting-edge of self-promotion, Sykes went on to further shock the ET membership when he brazenly entitled the thread w/his own name and then, suprisingly, made the subject of the long post all about him, him, him.

ET'er's could not be reached for comment.

Timothy Sykes has appeared on tv almost as much as that puppy that Ellen Degeneres gave away and has made funny faces on the covers of numerous magazines that nobody has ever heard of.

Copyright © 2007 The Dis-Associated Press. All rights reserved.

 

[EPrado]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

I don't want to give the impression that I "support" him in any way- I just think:

A) Timmy has NOT been caught using aliases on ET. The evidence is inconclusive.

B) There are far worse ET fish to fry than Sykes. LoZZZer, Volente_00, and a few other douchebags are the ones who deserve all your surplus hatred, far more than Timmy does IMO.

Who asked you anyways.

























Hope all is well.

 

[Reaver]

Quote from BrightPropGuy:

Here is the real \"Nov 1st thing\":


Elite Trader, Information SuperHighway/by: hcour () November 1, 2007 -- Timothy Sykes stunned the ET community yesterday morning by opening a new thread about himself in the Announcements section of the popular internet trading forums. Rumors had been flying around for weeks that the young in-your-face publicity-juggernaut would be touting his latest entrepreneurial adventure come the first of the month. Always on the cutting-edge of self-promotion, Sykes went on to further shock the ET membership when he brazenly entitled the thread w/his own name and then, suprisingly, made the subject of the long post all about him, him, him.

ET\'er\'s could not be reached for comment.

Timothy Sykes has appeared on tv almost as much as that puppy that Ellen Degeneres gave away and has made funny faces on the covers of numerous magazines that nobody has ever heard of.

Copyright © 2007 The Dis-Associated Press. All rights reserved.

LOL

I am voting for you to get your own show, BPG 360. I dig it.