Quote from TimothySykes:
Ha, they've all read my book you fool! Unlike you, they gave me a chance and now they think what I'm doing is worthy of putting me on the cover.
Or Timmay is sending out thousands of Press Releases, and for a few magazines, it was a choice between him, and Polly's Prancing Poodles...
PS Maybe they're just falling for my 1999-2005 track record?
Gag