Timmay Gets Bitch Slapped

Quote from rotflmao1:

Rules of the Road (in Chicago anyway)

If the cops tell u to sit down and shut the fuck up and stop moving you should do it.

If the cops tell u to sit down and shut the fuck up and stop moving while there are cameras rolling and you see a Taser gun come out, you should say to yourself "Hmmm, these guys don't even care if there are cameras here" you should do it.

If you don't think or maybe you don't know what it's like to be Tasered and have only seen Rodney King on video getting tasered, then don't take a chance and stop fighting and shut the fuck up.

If you are a t a rally and you are voicing an un-popular opinion and the cops look upset and tell u to sit down and shut the fuck up--you should do it.

If, while they are trying to bring you down and subdue u, you hear them say stuff like " shut the fuck up and lie still" or " Lets teach this fucking punk a lesson with the Taser" you should shut the fuck up.

Sure--you might have your day in court and tell everyone how your rights were trampled and all that shit, but for what?? So you can have a criminal record and some Taser burn marks and maybe get some sympathetic fat pig Jane Fonda wannabe give u a blowjob while she munches on a whopper with cheese and fries and tells you how cool you looked while you did the floppy fish with those electrodes putting 100,000 volts in your ass?

Cops are ego freaks looking to use their latest toys. It's what they get off on due to the fact that they have small penises and shit jobs.

Just lay down and shut the fuck up and you'll do better next time.
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Holy shit that's the best post I've seen on ET in as long as I can remember... lmao
 
Quote from Reaver:

Yeah I\'m trying to talk myself up as the Mr. Wizard of the ET forums...then publish a book to educate and entertain oh, and be brutally honest. I have made it my mission to cut through all the BS experiments out there. Brutal honesty.
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..hehehe..maybe you can also start your own publishing company: B.S. Press

You know to add to (or cut through?) all the B.S. by being "brutally honest".......
 
Definitely, of course I can't talk about my experiments because my lawyer told me I can't....but trust me, I am the most awesome experimenter in the world. You'd have to be crazy not to take my word for it, because trust me I am...just check out some of the blurbs written about me.

I am here to educate and entertain and cut through the BS experiments out there. Details will be revealed in the book. Until then, just make sure you blindly believe that I am the best, and if you don't I will make sure to remind you how you are communist, stupid, and hate America and capitalism.

Check it out! I am basically exploiting inefficiencies in the experiment market and in the publishing market.

I personally believe that US Americans will such as like this book in South Africa.
 
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Definitely, of course I can't talk about my experiments because my lawyer told me I can't....but trust me, I am the most awesome experimenter in the world. You'd have to be crazy not to take my word for it, because trust me I am...just check out some of the blurbs written about me.

I am here to educate and entertain and cut through the BS experiments out there. Details will be revealed in the book. Until then, just make sure you blindly believe that I am the best, and if you don't I will make sure to remind you how you are communist, stupid, and hate America and capitalism.

Check it out! I am basically exploiting inefficiencies in the experiment market and in the publishing market.

I personally believe that US Americans will such as like this book in South Africa.
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LOL..LOL..LOL


(actually Mr. Reaver I need 150 fake glowing book reviews and all glowing reviews at Amazon before I ever part with my $19 for your book.....I'm sure you understand...)
 
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LOL..LOL..LOL


(actually Mr. Reaver I need 150 fake glowing book reviews and all glowing reviews at Amazon before I ever part with my $19 for your book.....I\'m sure you understand...)
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But what about the blurbs!!?? Don\'t you get it?? I have BLURBS!!

Grady Sharp said it was the best book about experiments ever!

Stephen Hawking\'s computer said it was the modern day Brief History of Time.

Carl Sagan\'s ghost said it was the most honest clear cut Einstein like story ever! He said it inspired him to continue his work in the afterlife.

The title is A Brief History of Hubble Time and the Theory of Relativity as a SETI NASA operator.
 
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But what about the blurbs!!?? Don\'t you get it?? I have BLURBS!!

Grady Sharp said it was the best book about experiments ever!

Stephen Hawking\'s computer said it was the modern day Brief History of Time.

Carl Sagan\'s ghost said it was the most honest clear cut Einstein like story ever! He said it inspired him to continue his work in the afterlife.

The title is A Brief History of Hubble Time and the Theory of Relativity as a SETI NASA operator.
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...LOL...LOL...LOL....

Sorry, Mr. Reaver;

In fact, what we need is a debate on CNN to resolve these issues...

Also, I need to see where marketslurper comes down on this issue (he will kiss ass big time if you have any chance on being on TV...)...
 
I am supposed to argue with the mennonite pastor of SE Alabama and Sparkle, the hooker from the truck stop about fear greed and religion on local access tomorrow night.

Don\'t forget about my blurbs. I have lots of blurbs.

Marketingslurper is actually reviewing the book as we speak.
 
Quote from Reaver:

I am supposed to argue with the mennonite pastor of SE Alabama and Sparkle, the hooker from the truck stop about fear greed and religion on local access tomorrow night.

Don\'t forget about my blurbs. I have lots of blurbs.

Marketingslurper is actually reviewing the book as we speak.
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...hahaha....

You got it all: blurbs, CNN debate with Sparkle and pastor guy, Marketingslurper...

Except, you need wacky groupies like that leprechaun guy...
 
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